
🚨 Ivanti Decides Security Is Purely Optional While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For A Signed Permission Slip Two fresh zero-day vulnerabilities, CVE-2025-0282 and CVE-2025-0283, allow for unauthenticated remote code execution and full system compromise across Ivanti's entire 'secure' product line. GrayZone is already screaming about this digital arson while the local Czech media is busy taking a three-hour lunch break to discuss the rising cost of pickled hermelín. These Ivanti boxes are basically open invitations for any state-sponsored actor with half a brain, yet the 'experts' in this city won't notice the breach until their fax machines start printing Mandarin. It is pathetic watching these bloated corporations pretend their 'Zero Trust' architecture isn't just a fancy way of saying 'we have no idea who is in our basement.' While the global intelligence community is on fire, the local response team is likely still trying to find the keys to the server room that were lost sometime during the late nineties. If you are still running this hardware, you do not need a patch; you need a priest and a very large bucket of water for the impending hardware fire. PANIC: 89/100 | TRUST: 75% | ZONE: GrayZone https://hodl.cz/as-107744 #CyberSecurity #AfterShockIndex #CyberThreat #Cybersecurity #Czechia
Post summary
The post announces two zero‑day CVEs (CVE‑2025‑0282/0283) that enable unauthenticated remote code execution on Ivanti products, notes that no patch is required, and does not provide PoC or exploit details.

